Outlawed Pheonix Corporation

Sandvich

kowl slaw — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:25:54 GMT

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I have the Sandvich! BEST WEAPON (?) EVARRRRR.

A HEAVY HEAVY

kowl slaw — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:27:55 GMT

The Heavy update drops! The Heavy update lands! The Heavy update hits! There are sandviches! SANDVICHES!

Funniest TF2 video ever

Pheonix — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:16:50 GMT

http://www.wegame.com/watch/Temp_Fortress_2/

Going to Spain

Pheonix — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:22:11 GMT

I'll be in Spain for the next two weeks, and may or may not be able to post.

Wubbada

kowl slaw — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:32:09 GMT

Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=1738

Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada Wubbada

Worst Villan EVAR

Pheonix — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:14:22 GMT

Poll time! PM me if you have a good idea for one to be added to the list.

Vintage SPAM ads

kowl slaw — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:44:56 GMT

I hope they like spam.

First off, that guy really creeps me out. And does that woman say "SPAM" whenever someone askes her a question? "Where would you like to go toda-SPAM" And what in the hell are those polka-dotted things? They look like mario mushrooms!

(And does that lady really need a leason in strangers from that guy????) So many questions........

A subtle half life refrence.....?

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-11/vintage-spam-ad.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFO18jiwBCUpwQJRL6hgS1cXNFNFg

Wait, ...

WRONG.

kowl slaw — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:32:18 GMT

Your Doing It Wrong.

Spam

kowl slaw — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:30:17 GMT

He will kill all of you.

Oh yeah!

kowl slaw — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:25:04 GMT

oh yeah!

this is totally spam!

SPAM I TELL YOU!

CREEPY.

kowl slaw — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:37:32 GMT

Really really creepy picture.....and let me just say, its not just the big daddy

Big Daddy

kowl slaw — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:59:07 GMT

Mr. Bubbles

kowl slaw — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:57:20 GMT

Look out for his DRILL.

The Mind

Nightingale — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:53:21 GMT

hehehehe

press any key FAQ

Xplosiv999 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:46:06 GMT

ppl r such retards these days.

Yo Foo Peeps Dawg

kowl slaw — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:24:58 GMT

Before anything, I am very, very sorry for the title of this topic.

With that out of the way, Xplosiv, I see you made a new group. Hurra, good for you. Your first one? Whatever.

And you got a new member. Thats all good and dandy too.

wait, what?

.....

Nevermind.

And, did the color of the post area change? Or am i just going crazy?

Good ...

Down At The Rapture

kowl slaw — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:53:43 GMT

http://www.dcpox.com/images/Rapture.jpg

The whole thing won't fit, just click the link.

wii daddy

kowl slaw — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:50:30 GMT

wait, what?

OH NOOO

kowl slaw — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:46:23 GMT

If I hadnt been on vacation, and Pheonix hadnt been in Spain, we (and by "we" I mean me, Pheonix, Nightengale, Outlaw and Xplosiv) would have been at ConectiCon this year! NEXT YEAR IT WONT ESCAPE OUR GRASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....and i wanted to go sooo bad

I want that....

kowl slaw — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:35:35 GMT

i want a figurine of this:

thats just awsome, no?

OK IM back!

kowl slaw — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:54:28 GMT

yaaay im back from vacation! sorry i didnt make a good bye post! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayspam.

bye for a week

Xplosiv999 — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:34:22 GMT

i will b gone for a week starting today (sunday), and will b gone til saturday at noon. i am going to a pipe organ camp in worcester, mass. and most likely will not have any computer access. so if u r wondering where i am (which u most likely will not be), that's where.

band name for us?

Xplosiv999 — Wed, 28 May 2008 01:26:04 GMT

Which do you think would b a better band name?

nightingale, arbitor, nor i can vote b/c we each made up one of the names.

u can also give suggestions.

More Portal 2

Nightingale — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:27:59 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM4DVXCp4w8&feature=related

OMG PORTAL 2 TRAILER

I R GOTS KAI ON THIS SITE!

kowl slaw — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:42:04 GMT

NIGHTENGALE I WAS THAR ONE WHO GOTS KAI HERE.

(oh and you cheat to all the time nightengale )

its like you dont expect any new members at all! and when they come, you drive them away! drive them away with a stick i tell ya'!

lols

Ubersaw

kowl slaw — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:28:04 GMT

Yeaaaaaaahhhhhh i have the ubersaw! WHOO!

uhh, ok...?

Xplosiv999 — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:25:12 GMT

Ubuntu- Do Life! (up the ASS)

say somthing more random!!!!!!!!

kowl slaw — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:16:30 GMT

this is a fun game that i made up. it was a hit on the Quizilla forums, and i hope its good here too. rules: all you have to do is say somthing more random than the person befor you!!!!

Finish The Story

kowl slaw — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:32:32 GMT

the rules are simple:

you just have to make the story longer.

you cant add more than 3 words.

here we go!

Begining of story:

One Day

goals

Xplosiv999 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:54:15 GMT

3000 posts by November 20.

4000 posts by December 31.

5000 posts by February 29.

6000 posts by April 7 (my birthday, DONT FORGET!!).

10000 posts by the end of next year.

Metapods

Nightingale — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:28:20 GMT

well...

This isn't a pic, but is funny

Pheonix — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:30:15 GMT

Screwed up joke.

I think just about anyone who meets me and talks to me for long enough comes to terms with the fact that I am a very sick, twisted person. Also factor in a few mountain dews, a Peer-to-Peer connection, and boredom and you get what might be the funniest combination imaginable.

I had been downloading music yesterday evening. Led Zeppelin, REO Speedwagon, Flock of Seagulls, things like that. Then I realized that it'd be a funny joke to play on people if I were to change ...

Harry Potter: Replace Wand with Wang

Pheonix — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:52:30 GMT

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book

Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.

"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." ...

Ignorance is bliss

Pheonix — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:32:16 GMT

train hits cameraman

Xplosiv999 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:59:50 GMT

frickin sweet crash test

Xplosiv999 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:02:06 GMT

mythbusters bloopers

Xplosiv999 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:56:06 GMT

interesting mythbuster interview

Xplosiv999 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:59:05 GMT

david letterman interviews kari byron

hillarious!!!

epic family guy chicken fights

Xplosiv999 — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:14:03 GMT

omg thats what she said.

Xplosiv999 — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:26:29 GMT

i know thats what she said is overused, but i just couldnt resist this 1.

overconfidence

Xplosiv999 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:43:33 GMT

is yous delicious?

Xplosiv999 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:43:58 GMT

stupidity

Xplosiv999 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:44:33 GMT

the NSS

Xplosiv999 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:16:03 GMT

murphy's law

Xplosiv999 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:20:19 GMT

Portal 2

Nightingale — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:00:46 GMT

goin fishinz

Xplosiv999 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:14:33 GMT

ZOMBIE REGAN

Nightingale — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:01:08 GMT

facebook error

Xplosiv999 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:15:34 GMT

omfg portal 2

Nightingale — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:58:34 GMT

Portal 2 is coming out, and as you see, they already announced that Cave Johnson CEO and founder of aperture science is narrarating. He's going to have a western and southern accent, which I think is horrible. See this:

"As of this mornin' yer old buddy Cave has been resurrected inside of a computer. And I never felt better!"

Since Valve has progressed greatly from the half-life series, I'm trusting them, a little. It also may seem that you wake up is a relaxation chamber like ...