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The Paradox Story

Anonymous — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:08:39 GMT

A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to ...

say somthing more random!!!!!!!!

Anonymous — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:16:30 GMT

this is a fun game that i made up. it was a hit on the Quizilla forums, and i hope its good here too. rules: all you have to do is say somthing more random than the person befor you!!!!

THE RED MENACE

Communist Bob — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:35:10 GMT

MCCARTHYISM {ON} OFF Ok, here is the deal. There have been a number of reports about questionable activity....WITHIN OUR OWN HOMES. Apprently, the chairman of the Soviet Union, Joe Schvetlzeburgiin, announced that he is quote " Really pissed off about a person with the word 'bomb' in his last name being the president of the united capitalist states of America . And has warned that if he is reelected, there could be serious consequences (I.E a very angry letter or e-mail) in ...

retarded HB415

Anonymous — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:41:27 GMT

http://www.gencourt.state.nh.us/legislation/2009/HB0415.html

basically it states if a man feels he is more like a woman, he can go into women's locker rooms and bathrooms, and vice versa, and stuff like that. (thats how my gf describes it)

goals

Anonymous — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:54:15 GMT

3000 posts by November 20.
4000 posts by December 31.
5000 posts by February 29.
6000 posts by April 7 (my birthday, DONT FORGET!!).
10000 posts by the end of next year.

"my mom said i could!"

Anonymous — Sun, 11 May 2008 19:53:22 GMT

makes u think twice about doing "stuff"...

Quick, Children!

Anonymous — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:28:39 GMT

im starting to lose faith in humanity.......

Anonymous — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:32:38 GMT

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v652/92/108/1440310558/n1440310558_146655_7276.jpg its too disturbing to post directly as a picture, follow the link; if it doesnt work, let me know. CAPTION: yes that was hot but this is hotter.... In this photo: Alex ******* (photos), alex i thought u were a girl?, Nick *******, nicksss too excitedd, Natalie ******* (photos)

think this german kid is cute?

Anonymous — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:47:43 GMT

guitar hero crash: fail

Anonymous — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 01:22:11 GMT

old news

Anonymous — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 08:20:59 GMT

2 kids playing ps2 acting like married couple

Anonymous — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:04:06 GMT

"an 8 year old boy & and girl are playing fifa 2007 on the ps2. they look like a married couple. he makes her laugh and she makes him feel like a man."

Face Book chat with Mario ( FUNNYISH )

Communist Bob — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:19:48 GMT

I was chatting with mario on face book this sunday.. (THE BEGINNING AND END ARE CUT OFF BECAUSE IT REVEALS TOO MUCH) 12:45pmMario NOT NOW I MEAN SUM DAY YOU'L BECOME FAMOUS 12:46pmBob hmmm 12:46pmMario UR COMIN WIT ME 2 CALIFORNIA WEN WE BOTH 18 WE GON PARTY UNDA DA CALI SUN SHINE DA GODD LIFE =p =P 12:47pmBob yip :p 6 66 12:47pmMario I ;/ 12:51pmMario I WANT CUPCAKE RAWR XP 12:52pmBob sure ...

This board is

Anonymous — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:20:13 GMT

DEAD.

So, clearly, the logical thing to do is gather your belongings and head on over to the WHMT (www.warhampster.editboard.com)!

fail slideshow

Anonymous — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:05:29 GMT

all aboard the monofail

Anonymous — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:05:59 GMT

Happy V-day!!!!

Anonymous — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:33:23 GMT

Happy V-day <333333333

Happy Friday the 13th!

Anonymous — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:49:53 GMT

Happy Friday the 13th :3

10 things every single man should own

Anonymous — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 05:45:27 GMT

Nightingale could find this helpful........ XD 10 things every single man must own By Matt Schneiderman Want to impress the ladies with your great taste in home d�cor and more? Skip the leather couch and silk boxers and buy these bachelor essentials. 1. A top-notch coffee/espresso maker Any girl who�s at your place for dinner (or lounging in your bed come morning) deserves a classier send-off than �see ya,� so trade in your college-days $20 coffee maker for a machine ...

1fort closed, First Person Shouter opened

Anonymous — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:10:56 GMT

For those of you that read 1fort here (Although I think I'm the only one ), Chris recently closed it down, but at the same time also launched his new site, First Person Shouter, which with be more (moar) focused on general gaming news, other than mainly Team Fortress 2 related articles. Chris wrote: Probably less frequent, but longer and more thought-out entries about gaming. He says that the new site will be better put together, with longer articles but less frequent updates, although he ...

Comic Con

Anonymous — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 03:43:07 GMT

Dennis and I just got back from Comic Con, which was amazing, we got tons of stuff and spent too much money. I dressed as Rorschach, of course. Two years from now. We're all driving down together, I am dressing as PAC-MAN, Mark is Blinky, Gil is Pinky, Matt is Inky, and Dennis is Clyde. We are going to play a giant game of PAC-MAN in the isles and have someone film it from the Overlooking upstairs. It will be epic. Next year though... Who knows...

Why am I...

Anonymous — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:32:23 GMT

no longer an admin?

WOOT

Anonymous — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:45:26 GMT

Finally XD

shark upstages surfer

Anonymous — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:08:48 GMT

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=11792495

Site Change?

Anonymous — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:46:23 GMT

What happened to teh site? Outlaw? (I like it :3)

lol

Pheonix — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:11:00 GMT

lol Extremely important admin edit below: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Another important announcement: LOL INDEED

tiddy bear fail

Anonymous — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:22:29 GMT

Ski Free

Anonymous — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:33:45 GMT

I told most people about Ski Free today. I love it, so I put together a guide. SkiFree - By Chris Pirih. Copyright 1991 Microsoft. Version 1.4. SkiFree was a little distraction that came in the "Best of Windows Entertainment Package", "BOWEP" for short (and probably what the name of the folder is on your computer, should you actually still have a computer old enough to have BOWEP.) Here's a detailed guide on every aspect of the game. * Your Appearance- ...

Roberts Dream Girl

Anonymous — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:47:39 GMT

EPIC cop fail

Anonymous — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 07:59:38 GMT

New OPCorp Banner/Logo Thingy

-Deadly_Paranoid- — Fri, 02 May 2008 23:41:40 GMT

Rate 1-10

Cyber Nations

Anonymous — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:04:05 GMT

EPIC FAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

Bumping

Pheonix — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 18:17:40 GMT

Bumping is the art of posting something pointless (or just saying bump) in a topic to move it to the top of the list in the forum (usually to revive an old topic). It is ok to bump, but no having 2 bumps in a row in a topic

OPCorp Update

Anonymous — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:36:13 GMT

Added Video Game News Section

Watchman Artist Says Watchman Game Is "Canon"

Anonymous — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:25:54 GMT

Kotaku: Watchman Artist Says Watchman Game Is "Completely Canon" Watchmen: The End is Nigh is a video game tie-in for the movie version of the Watchman graphic novel. No, don't leave yet! Keep reading. The beat-'em-up-meets-puzzle-game will be released in an episodic format to coincide with the upcoming film. While Watchman writer Alan Moore is off being bonkers and not involved with the game, Watchman artist Dave Gibbons is acting as advisor. That's a good sign! Another ...

Nintendo Games Not A Substitute for Reading a Book

Anonymous — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:22:11 GMT

Kotaku: Breaking News: Nintendo Games Not A Substitute for Reading a Book A Carlsbad mother is fighting mad. Turns out that video games make her 5-year-old have panic attacks and, get this, they're not a good replacement for reading books or playing outside. The Isabelle Clingerman tells the local news there that while her 9-year-old, who owns more than 40 Nintendo games, can play the games to his hearts content, her 5-year-old has panic attacks and experiences hand pains after ...

Firefighting

Macsforever — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:43:51 GMT

THE INVASION HAS BEGUN

abbreviation fail

Anonymous — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:39:33 GMT

FAIL

machinegun fail

Anonymous — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:43:01 GMT

Where did the love go?

Macsforever — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:17:29 GMT

WHERE?

Hay Guise

Macsforever — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:32:45 GMT

*Blows dust off of old account* What's up Pheonix?

hl2- constipated

Anonymous — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:11:48 GMT

holy f**k epic crazy assshit

Anonymous — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:16:58 GMT

down with the sickness-bioshock

Anonymous — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 05:12:40 GMT

fish deboner fail

Anonymous — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:42:21 GMT

geometry fail

Anonymous — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:49:35 GMT

no standing

Anonymous — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:49:59 GMT

bridge fail

Anonymous — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:50:23 GMT

somersault fail

Anonymous — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 05:06:48 GMT

Watch Friends (Watch Men Meet Super Friends

Anonymous — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:31:54 GMT

Soooooo fucking funny. Watch for when robin says no. I loled epically.