Finish The Story

He realised that he went back in time by accident to a few days before when zombies where Invading! OMG! So he decided to go find himself and Gil to help fight the zombies...that he already killed..before...? Anyway....

stuff happened. he found himself and gil, and they killed all the zombies. so they thought.

But there was still a midget and a giant zombie bat to deal with. The bat grabbed gil and ate him, and the midget kicked Past Jebus is the nuts. Only Future Jebus was left. His balls started to hurt. Then...

, infuriated, he kicked the bat down with a chainsaw he pulled out of its holster.

The midget, obviously awed with how Jebus kicked a bat with a chainsaw, abruptly asploded because everything was just too damn awesome for his brain to handle.
Then Jebus...

made the discovery of....

his life, and it was...

rather.....

disturbing. He walked over to it, and it turned out to be....

a flying urg. it got teh killz. joustily.

"oh."

commented the air, who suddenly reappeared.
"hey, where are we?" asked the light, who also reappeared. "WHOA jebus! ZOMG!"
and then they started on a journey to find the nearest civilization.

EXCEPT THEY DIDN'T BLARGAERJDRYNJFHJKDTKFKFYUK

*sob*

No. Those characters died D:
They died so Icould use them!
DON'T BRING THEM INTO THIS!

:DDDD

S70RY:
Jebus jumped on the urg and flew away. In space he...

....and the light and the air reembarked on their jouney. except they forgot where they were going, and they crash-landed their urg on a deserted planet. "aww mann," said Jebus. "that thing only had a few thousand lightyears on it! damn."

And it also turned out everyone else was dead BECAUSE I SAID SO.
So Jebus killed himself in the face and went to heaven to ask God for halp.