Finish The Story

*in the face with a flaming chainsaw. that was on fire.

so in heaven,.....

He walked up to God, who said:
"y r u h3r3, y0u r t3h f4g n00b lolololol."
"Ahh, Jebus Cryst, can't you talk like a normal person?" said Jebus, annoyed.
"n0 loolololololollol cuz i sl3p7 w17h y0ur m0m f4g loloplololololol y0u suk at hal0 n00b stfu r3turd lolololoolololol." said God, going into convulsions brought upon by his own twisted sense of humor.
"Ah shit." mumbled Jebus.

then god went to play halo.
"ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG 1 15 t3h 1337zorz!" he shouted as he headshotted 5 people in the face with a flaming Gatling gun. "OH SHIT!" he shouted. "that wasnt halo, that was earth! ahhh, fuck!" with that, he reversed time and switched the screen to halo. then he headshotted 5 aliases in the face with a flaming laser pistol.
"how'd you do that????" questioned Jebus.
"umm, w311, 1 15 t3h g0d. y d1dn7 u l1573n?"

Jebus, disgusted with Halo, went down to Hell to see if he could have more luck.
A voice rolled out of the darkness, "Hello Jebus..."
"Erm, hi?" Jebus responded.

communism......