Finish The Story

because they made a new religion

based on ancient races and chicken. they eventually got rid of the chicken.

just like the french got the frogs

and then, (i just had to say this) Master chief killed them all!!!!!

because he is a sad lonely old man(couldn't help myself)

all that he posessed was a naked hologram woman, high tech armor, and and arsonal of lethal weapons.

every mans dream( )

he went and blew up the evil rings (he didnt under stand the concept of a "wedding")

then a whole lot of angry brides, who called themselves brutes, came after him

then the prophets (priests) floated around and master chief killed them.

because he isn't kind

and then the arbiter( the best man) came and...

vomitted in his sleep

and then M.C. ...

sacrafised the vomit to the great vomit god! in the side!

spawning an army of vomit beings to help M.C.

in his quest for a retarded monkey

and little aliens that say blarg. and honk. and blarg honk.

who were never found

ever.

but then Master Chief took up working in a coal mine, so......

the vomit god was pleased, and...

rained vomit upon the earth.

upon all the little people of Master Chief's coal mine.

who drank the vomit like liquid cheese,