Y HALLO THAR!!!! :D

*mumble grumble* Le-gasp! How did you get in my secret vair? Vell, I may as vell show zou around. Come, come! I am zhe Komrade Kai Wren, of zhe Intelligence Quotient Zero klan. Zhis is mein and Kowl Slaw's secret lair where we plot to take over zhe world, even zho I am in his klan and he is not in most of mine. Here is zhe giant space hamster http://www.headinjurytheater.com/d&d%20giant%20hamster.jpg , a creature from zhe Dungeons And Dragons univarse that we captared. Here is zhe evil design plotting room http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1061/893059541_de1dea3ddb.jpg?v=0 , and zhat concludes our tour for today. Come back some ozher time and I may show zou zhe chamber where zhe Purple Monkey of Powar lives!
Goodbye, trespassar! *shoots with lightsaber gun*

If the Purple Monkey Of Powar does not escape and eat you first!

But I vorship zhe purpal munkey of powar!

I was talking to the trespasser who trespasses in the lair!

Ah, so zhou meant zhe one I shot with your cousin's invention? Ingenious fellow I say... too bad we had to killzhim... If only he hadn't discovered zhe secret of life before us, he could have known it at the same time as us, and lived... and we would have a rocket launchar that fires chainsaws zhat fire fists zhat fyar giant space hamstars...

ah yes....

WHO THE FU.CK IS THIS GUY

the better question would be, who the f**k are you, on the inside?