funny writer quotes

Writers Quotes

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Tom Clancy



I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.

William Faulkner



I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

Steve Martin



I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

Mel Brooks



It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,
but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

Robert Benchley



A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.

William Faulkner



The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

Robert Benchley

haha. thats goood

ditto

yes

food

i food

food=good

good=food

good food=food good

good food= all food

well... nearly all food...

most food

except coleslaw. (no offense, i hate coleslaw.)

eh, its fine

I. HATE. SPENCER. (even though that is not food.)

[noticed i didnt refer to spencer as he/she]

ewwww, thats a bad food

i fucking said it wasnt food!