sweet 16

The Stages of Your Birthday
stage 1. u blow out the candles.
stage 2. u decide which gift to open first, and then the parade of presents begins.
stage 3. ur best friend gives u a gift ur mom just got u.
stage 4. u don't know what to say, so u just sit there and hold it in.
stage 5. everyone goes around shooting needles at the balloons and... *pop*
stage 6. not only do u hear "pop pop pop," u hear "ow ow ow," and notice the "ow's" are coming from u.
stage 7. u decide the balloon game is over. the guests get bored. u call on one of them to choose the next game. u decide between Em and her sister.
"ini meani miney mo," u say
stage 8. the one who choose is happy, but the one u didn't pick......
stage 9. they want to play the computer. but... *poke* resulting in... BOOM!
stage 10. the guests are angry, and began to chant...
stage 11. u try to talk to them....
stage 12. u finally give up and do as they please.
stage 13. u send everyone home, like the perfect little angel u are.
stage 14. all ur friends never talk to u again, u get lonesome, so u go and dance in the streets.
stage 15. people start to get concerned, so they call a nice, friendly place, where they know u will be happy. (the mental hospital)

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