My Official List Of 10 Best Captains

OFFICIAL LIST OF 10 BEST CAPTAINS
Note: In No Order
1. Captain Falcon
2. Captain Morgan
3. Captain Olimer
4. Captain Jack Sparrow
5. Captain Liquor
6. Captain America
7. Captain Underpants
8. Captain Crunch
9. Captain Black-Beard
10. Captain Zulu

From
Note: With Commentary
1. Video Game (Cures Teen Pregnancy)
2. Alcohol (Got Captain?)
3. Video Game (Wets Bed)
4. Pirates of Caribbean (Creepy Eye Liner)
5. More Alcohol (I Saw A Billboard For This)
6. Comics (Was Gunned Down... Really, He Is Dead)
7. Well... A Book... (Wow...I Feel Embarrassed Including This One)
8. Cereal (Really Crappy Cereal)
9. A Pirate (ARR, Another One)
10. Me (An Inside Joke, From Cthulhu)

fyi: nightingale is called Captain Zulu.

yeps, by "teh-arse-hole-7th-grader-who-will-not-be-named"

will-not-be-named or can-not-be-named?
because there is a big difference. one is more dangerous......

will, i no wanna gets banneded

ok thats not as dangerous then

k k, d00d$

what about captin vance?!?!?!?

come on people!