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omfg portal 2
by Guest Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:58 am
Portal 2 is coming out, and as you see, they already announced that Cave Johnson CEO and founder of aperture science is narrarating. He's going to have a western and southern accent, which I think is horrible. See this:
"As of this mornin' yer old buddy Cave has been resurrected inside of a computer. And I never felt better!"
Since Valve has progressed greatly from the half-life series, I'm trusting them, a little. It also may seem that you wake up is a relaxation chamber like portal 1. Here's some more script:
Cave Johnson
Dialogue Samples
(Introducing himself over a loudspeaker to the Player)
Welcome, friend! I hope you enjoyed yer brief detention in the Relaxation Vault. Cave Johnson here, founder and CEO of Aperture Science -- the best damn applied sciences company on Earth. How good is the science here? Get a load a' this: I am dead! Now, yer probably askin' yourself, "Cave, come on now. How is this possible? Are you some manner of Dracula? Or Frankenstein? Or dependin' on yer cultural heritage, a Blackula or Latin Frankenstein? No sir! It's science. As of this mornin', yer old buddy Cave has been resurrected inside of a computer. And I never felt better!
You may also be askin', "Cave, where am I? When can I leave? Am I in danger?" Let me answer them questions, with a question. "Who is ready for a science adventure?" Yeah! I hope the answer is you! Because the test starts in three… Two… Go!
(Cave congratulates you on your success)
Masters level testing: Completed! Hell, crushed! You. Are. A. Genius.
(Cave contemplates the afterlife)
I been thinkin. Heck, suspended as I am in this inky purgatorium, I got nothin' to do but think. What if them engineers didn't do me no favors pourin' me into a computer? What if they denied me my final reward? Lemme tell ya about a fella. Lived thousands a years ago. Didn't want nothin' but fer folks to be a little bit nicer to each other. And in the end, he sacrificed himself to save us all. You know who I'm talking about: Hercules.
The man battled minotaurs! Medusas! Hell, he put the gods themselves in an arm bar. And for overcomin' all them trials? He got to go to Olympus. Damn it! I battled my monsters! Where's my Olympus? Unless… I haven't killed all my monsters… Anyway, this next test. Whoo… Yeah… Good luck with that…
I think this is going to be a pretty cool sequel, despite the awful voice over. Thoughts?
"As of this mornin' yer old buddy Cave has been resurrected inside of a computer. And I never felt better!"
Since Valve has progressed greatly from the half-life series, I'm trusting them, a little. It also may seem that you wake up is a relaxation chamber like portal 1. Here's some more script:
Cave Johnson
Dialogue Samples
(Introducing himself over a loudspeaker to the Player)
Welcome, friend! I hope you enjoyed yer brief detention in the Relaxation Vault. Cave Johnson here, founder and CEO of Aperture Science -- the best damn applied sciences company on Earth. How good is the science here? Get a load a' this: I am dead! Now, yer probably askin' yourself, "Cave, come on now. How is this possible? Are you some manner of Dracula? Or Frankenstein? Or dependin' on yer cultural heritage, a Blackula or Latin Frankenstein? No sir! It's science. As of this mornin', yer old buddy Cave has been resurrected inside of a computer. And I never felt better!
You may also be askin', "Cave, where am I? When can I leave? Am I in danger?" Let me answer them questions, with a question. "Who is ready for a science adventure?" Yeah! I hope the answer is you! Because the test starts in three… Two… Go!
(Cave congratulates you on your success)
Masters level testing: Completed! Hell, crushed! You. Are. A. Genius.
(Cave contemplates the afterlife)
I been thinkin. Heck, suspended as I am in this inky purgatorium, I got nothin' to do but think. What if them engineers didn't do me no favors pourin' me into a computer? What if they denied me my final reward? Lemme tell ya about a fella. Lived thousands a years ago. Didn't want nothin' but fer folks to be a little bit nicer to each other. And in the end, he sacrificed himself to save us all. You know who I'm talking about: Hercules.
The man battled minotaurs! Medusas! Hell, he put the gods themselves in an arm bar. And for overcomin' all them trials? He got to go to Olympus. Damn it! I battled my monsters! Where's my Olympus? Unless… I haven't killed all my monsters… Anyway, this next test. Whoo… Yeah… Good luck with that…
I think this is going to be a pretty cool sequel, despite the awful voice over. Thoughts?
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