10000 BC

Click: "oi thung, were did u get the fur sack?"
Thung: "Click Click Derk"
Click: "ahhh ulagay keshuk meshlahk dak!!!"
Thung: "Where???!!!"
Kowl Slaw: "ATTACK!!!!"
Kowl Slawians: "alalalalalalalalalalaqlalalalalakabaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Tribe: " ready the sling shots!!!"
Bob of the Rhinos: "Huff huff huff huff huff huff.... i see that pathetic raider SLAW is stealing quarters from poor little tribes again"
Mean while....." Burn it!!! Burn it ALLL!!!!"
kowl slawian: " but your slawness, there are women and children to be raped!!!"
Kowl Slaw: " yer far too nice yuo know that?"
Bob's Calvary...RIDEING WOLLY RHINOS!!!: ( thump thump thump thump thump)
Bob: " Archers, UNLEASH HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL'
Bobz archers still on their wooly rhinos: (woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo)
Bob: " no sheilds to clank on now "
Kowl slawians: ( slash blash bloosh crackcckkcck)
Kowl Slaw: "U F@@@ing cheater cave men dont use bows!!!"
Bob: " or do they?"
Rhino Battle: ( thump thump thump CRUSK CRACK CLACKLE RACK BALLLAL)
Kowl Slaw: throws his legendary spear ( woooosh )
Rhino Calvary guy: ( MOOOOOOOOO CRASH)
Kowl Slaw: "tally ho!"
Slawian: "Your slawyness, im the last- BLAAAACHAFT!!!!"
Kowl SLaw:
Kowl Slaw Died on that day after being stabbed in the goin by a wolly rhino's horn
he had stolen 10000000 pounds of rocks ( the equivelent of about 3 quarters)
Bob would conquer the entire 1000 squar mile peice of territory untile he died of the common cold.
THE END

the end was funny :OOO)))))!!!!1 LOL!LOL!!!!!

yes there was simply not enough orange juice to go around

oh boy i love o-jay