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Post by Guest Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:00 pm

Chapter 1.

I got in to work late. Crap. If you know my boss, then you know that you're screwed over if you're late. As I tried to quietly close the door he yelled "BERKWOOD, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!"
I swore under my breath as I shuffled in. "Yeah chief?" I muttered.
"You're late again and we have a big case".
I swore under my breath again and replied, "Great, what happened?"
He grimiest and said, "Go see for yourself."
After he gave me the directions, I got in my old BMW and speed off.

Chapter 2.

As I walked in to the crap-hole apartment, I saw Cindy, our forensics expert, and Guy, her know nothing assistant. I looked around to see that it was crappier on the inside. Cindy acknowledged my presence and immediately began to brief me.
"Well, there's forced entry over there, blood splatters here, here, and here, meaning this thing is huge fast and hungry, notice tha-" suddenly she stopped and yelled at Guy "OY!!! DON'T POKE THE FICKIN CORPSE!!!!!" Returning her attention to me she continued, "Where were we, as yes, the weird part." I thought of saying something smart-assed but decided other wise. She said "Here we think 'it' split in two, built a nest, mated with itself, and ran off through here."
She was pointed at the window but something else caught my eye.
"Whats this" I interrupted her.
"Oh," She turned pale, "Thats either a pizza or the pizza delivery guy."
As you can clearly see, my job is far from what you would consider...'normal'
"I hate Saturdays"

I'll post more later.

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Post by Guest Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:03 pm

nice. lolwtfbbq (ha! said it b4 u, kowl slaw.)

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Post by Guest Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:44 pm

FUCKIDY! And did you write this? TIS AN EPIC TALE.

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Post by Communist Bob Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:38 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ivan is quite the author
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Post by Guest Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:13 pm

thats what i said

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Post by Guest Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:43 pm

Indeed, I originally posted this on WHMMT, but alas, I am baned until some time in 2022.

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Post by Guest Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:11 pm

why so?

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Post by Communist Bob Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:14 am

HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF SUX FER YUO!!!!
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Post by Guest Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:27 pm

hmm..

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Post by Guest Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:36 pm

its nightingale. why do u think? Neutral

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Post by Communist Bob Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:54 am

cuase no one likes ppl who eat pizza during chinese class
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Post by Guest Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:22 pm

XD

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