Saturdays

Chapter 1.

I got in to work late. Crap. If you know my boss, then you know that you're screwed over if you're late. As I tried to quietly close the door he yelled "BERKWOOD, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!"
I swore under my breath as I shuffled in. "Yeah chief?" I muttered.
"You're late again and we have a big case".
I swore under my breath again and replied, "Great, what happened?"
He grimiest and said, "Go see for yourself."
After he gave me the directions, I got in my old BMW and speed off.

Chapter 2.

As I walked in to the crap-hole apartment, I saw Cindy, our forensics expert, and Guy, her know nothing assistant. I looked around to see that it was crappier on the inside. Cindy acknowledged my presence and immediately began to brief me.
"Well, there's forced entry over there, blood splatters here, here, and here, meaning this thing is huge fast and hungry, notice tha-" suddenly she stopped and yelled at Guy "OY!!! DON'T POKE THE FICKIN CORPSE!!!!!" Returning her attention to me she continued, "Where were we, as yes, the weird part." I thought of saying something smart-assed but decided other wise. She said "Here we think 'it' split in two, built a nest, mated with itself, and ran off through here."
She was pointed at the window but something else caught my eye.
"Whats this" I interrupted her.
"Oh," She turned pale, "Thats either a pizza or the pizza delivery guy."
As you can clearly see, my job is far from what you would consider...'normal'
"I hate Saturdays"

I'll post more later.

nice. lolwtfbbq (ha! said it b4 u, kowl slaw.)

FUCKIDY! And did you write this? TIS AN EPIC TALE.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ivan is quite the author

thats what i said

Indeed, I originally posted this on WHMMT, but alas, I am baned until some time in 2022.

why so?

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hmm..

its nightingale. why do u think?

cuase no one likes ppl who eat pizza during chinese class

XD