BOOTEX app LOLz

this is the original text document that is saying my "disk" needs to be checked after a retarded shutdown:



Checking file system on G:
The type of the file system is FAT.


One of your disks needs to be checked for consistency. You
may cancel the disk check, but it is strongly recommended
that you continue.
Windows will now check the disk.
Volume Serial Number is 1008-6EF9
Windows has checked the file system and found no problems.

2045411328 bytes total disk space.
688128 bytes in 21 hidden files.
7012352 bytes in 214 folders.
803667968 bytes in 893 files.
1234042880 bytes available on disk.

32768 bytes in each allocation unit.
62421 total allocation units on disk.
37660 allocation units available on disk.





and this is the parodized one:



Checking file system on G:
The file system is FAT.


One of your dicks needs to be checked for consistency. You
may cancel the dick check, but it is strongly recommended
that you continue.
She will now check your dick.
Volume Cereal Number is UB3R-1337.
It has been checked and no problems were found with it.

2045411328 bites total on dick space.
688128 bites from 21 hidden 'philes.
7012352 bites by 214 "folders".
803667968 bites from 893 'philes.
1234042880 bites available on dick.

32768 bites for each allocation unit.
62421 total allocation units on dick.
37660 sperm units available in dick.

LOL u showed me that. and i suggested the "sperm" part.

yes, it just set itself up to b parodized like that.

lol

no, i mean really. it told me to parodize it.

IT IS SELF-AWARE?

I'm sorry, I can't let you do that Dave.

[srsness] i am sorry, i cannot do that [/srsness]

o.o hal?

good evening, gentlemen. someone has set us up the bomb.

WOT? :O

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

WOT X0