The Dot

I got this really awesome joke in the paper. Here's what it said:



That’s Amore
A wealthy married man having an affair with an Italian woman gets her pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his marriage, he tells the woman he will give her a large sum of money and generous child support if she will have the child in Italy and raise it there. To keep the matter discreet, he tells the woman to simply mail him a postcard and write “spaghetti” on the back, at which point he will begin child-support payments. One day, about nine months later, the man’s wife says to him: “Honey, you received a very strange postcard today.” The wife hands him the card and watches as her husband reads it, turns white and collapses. On the card is written:
“Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Request bread.”