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World's scariest license plate:

PMS247

for those of you without sick minds (no1 i know of), PMS stands for 'Pre-Menstrual Syndrome'.

W...T...F...

Definition of Old:
You tell your best friend you are having an affair, and he asks you who is doing the catering.

Thoughts for the Day:
-A penny saved is a government oversight
-The real art of conversation is leaving unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment
-The Roman numerals for 40 are "XL"
-When you put the words "the" and "IRS" together it spells "theirs"
-If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
-The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble


I'll post more later. :afro:

Im back.

Bumper Stickers:
-I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
-Earth is the insane asylum for the universe

LOLS!!!!

Heres more:

Loves Me, Loves Me Not
The Washington Post ran a contest in which readers were asked to write a 2-line romantic poem with the 2nd line being as unromantic as the 1st line was:
-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life.
-I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
-Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes what you are not.
-I thought that I could love no other;
That is, until I met your brother.
-I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
-My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
~this is my fav:~
-What inspired this amourous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

make your own jokes, you got those out of a news paper

Shut up.

Ican even come up with my own jokes(see sig)

your sig is..... lame.....

my sig kicks @$$

it kicks at cash cash???
lame

Nightingale, stop being an asshole.

yeah, really.

but EVERYONE has an asshole!

dont we already?

thats what i said

i know