NEW little johnny joke(s)

These werent from the newspaper. outlaw is here with me and we found these online:

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.

Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".

Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.

Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".

Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".

That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.

He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a biatch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".



check out this website for the rest of them.
http://www.thejokeyard.com/little_johnny_jokes/index.html

old, but the one i know goes like this

A boy comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.

Thinking fast she replied "food".

Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "pervert" mean.

Again, thinking fast again she says "a guest".

Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuck" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".

That same night some people were coming over for dinner. The boy just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.

He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hi perverts, shits on the table and moms upstairs getting fucked".