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Post by Guest Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:32 pm

These are the lyrics to some funny songs.Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

(i didnt write these)


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Funny song Lyrics Empty The Llama Song lyrics

Post by Guest Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:32 pm

Llama Llama Duck lyrics





Artist - Llama



Album - Various Songs



Lyrics - Llama Llama Duck



here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck


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Funny song Lyrics Empty The Ultamate Showdown Of Ultamate Destiny lyrics

Post by Guest Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:35 pm

Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

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Funny song Lyrics Empty Dragostea din tei lyrics

Post by Guest Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:34 pm

Dragostea Din Tei lyrics

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Alo? Salut! Sunt eu, un haiduc
şi te rog iubirea mea primeşte, fericirea.
Alo? Alo! Sunt eu, Picasso.
Ţi-am dat beep şi sunt voinic
dar să ştii nu-ţi cer nimic.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Te sun sa-ţi spun ce simt acum.
Alo, iubirea mea. Sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo? Alo! Sunt iaraşi eu, Picasso.
Ţi-am dat beep şi sunt voinic
dar să ştii nu-ţi cer nimic.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nMai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Alo? Salut! Sunt eu, un haiduc
şi te rog iubirea mea primeşte, fericirea.
Alo? Alo! Sunt eu, Picasso.
Ţi-am dat beep şi sunt voinic
dar să ştii nu-ţi cer nimic.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Te sun sa-ţi spun ce simt acum.
Alo, iubirea mea. Sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo? Alo! Sunt iaraşi eu, Picasso.
Ţi-am dat beep şi sunt voinic
dar să ştii nu-ţi cer nimic.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.u mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

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Funny song Lyrics Empty Code Monkey Lyrics

Post by Guest Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:42 pm

Code Monkey lyrics

Code Monkey get up get coffee.
Code Monkey go to job.
Code Monkey have boring meeting
with boring manager Rob.
Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent
but his output stink.
His code not functional or ellegant
what do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager wanna write god damn login page himself.
Code Monkey not say it outloud.
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud.
Code Monkey like freetos.
Code Monkey like tab and mountain dew.
Code Monkey very simple man.
with big warm fuzzy secret heart.
Code Monkey like you.
Code Monkey like you.

Code Monkey hang around at front desk.
tell you "sweater look nice".
Code Monkey offer buy you soda.
Bring you cup, bring you ice.
You say no thank you for the soda cause,
soda make you fat.
Anyway, you busy with the telephone
no time for chat.
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubical,he sit down pretend to work.
Code Monkey not thinking so straight.
Code Monkey not feeling so great.

Code Monkey like freetos.
Code Monkey like tab and mountain dew.
Code Monkey very simple man.
with big warm fuzzy secret heart.
Code Monkey like you.
Code Monkey like you. -- a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
to get out this place.
Code Monkey just keep on working
to see your soft, pretty face.
Much rather wake up eat a coffe cake
take bath, take nap.
"This job fullfilling in creative way."
Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think some day he have everything, even pretty girl like you.
Code Monkey just waiting for now.
Code Monkey says "someday, somehow."
Code Monkey like freetos.
Code Monkey like tab and mountain dew.
Code Monkey very simple man.
with big warm fuzzy secret heart.
Code Monkey like you.
Code Monkey like you.

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Post by Skullking Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:57 am

tab and mountain dew are awsome!
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Post by Guest Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:21 pm

Drinks for all!

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Post by Skullking Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:27 am

What about Scatman's world?

Scatman John - Scatman's World lyrics

Music & Lyrics by Scatman John and Antonio Nunzio Catania
(Scatting by Scatman John)

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see in your fantasy.

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see in your fantasy.

Everybody's talkin' something very shockin' just to
Keep on blockin' what they're feelin' inside but
Listen to me brother, you just keep on walkin' 'cause
You and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide.
Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man
Tell me 'bout the colour of your soul.
If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution
Then I don't want to hear your stories told.
I want to welcome you to Scatman's world

(Scatting by Scatman John)

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see in your fantasy.

Everybody's born to compete as he chooses
But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses.
I sit and see and wonder what it's like to be in touch.
No wonder all my brothers and my sisters need a crutch.
I want to be a human being not a human doing.
I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried.
The source of my intention really isn't crime prevention.
My intention is prevention of the lie (yeah)
Welcome to the Scatman's world
(Scatting by Scatman John)

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see in your fantasy.

(Scatting by Scatman John)

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see in your fantasy.

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see in your fantasy.
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see in your fantasy
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:36 pm

The Candy Mountain Song

Oh, when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave
When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy, and joyful and perky merry land
We’ve got lollipops, and gummy drops, and candy things
Oh, so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town
It’s the Mecca of lovely candy cave
We’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town hear the candy band, candy bells
It’s a treat as they march across the land
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
turn around it astounds it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave!

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Post by Guest Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:18 am

:charlie:

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Post by Guest Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:37 am

CANDY MOUNTAIN!

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Post by Guest Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:04 pm

d***it, they took my kidney!

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Post by Guest Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:11 am

Exclamation

language!

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Post by Guest Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:31 pm

...charlie......charlie......char- I'm right here! what do you want? we're on a bridge, charlie! ugh...

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Post by Guest Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:59 pm

dont fall off!

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Post by Guest Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:11 pm

or look down! pale

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Post by Guest Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:17 pm

O.K.! Wahhahahaha! to late pale

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Post by Guest Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:59 pm

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........

*poof*

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Post by Guest Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:08 pm

ouchez!

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Razz

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