yo mama jokes 2

your momma's so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone
asked her what she was doing she responded"I'm moving my house.

Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.



Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.



Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.



Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.



Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.



Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.



Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.



Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."



Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.



Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.



Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

no... just no...

btw those last two are very possible

hmmmm

I hate these kinds of "jokes" I don't think they are funny

oh

yes

so? dont read them and spare me the stupid smiley faces. and dont piss me off, im an admin. just dont read and reply to things that you dont like, its called "flaming" and im asking pheonix if we can make it an official rule to ban it. enjoy your ban if you flame again.

ur mean

i know. its his oppinion. there not the funnyest or the best jokes ever. i like real jokes more really.

i dont like fake jokes

"fake"?













and btw lets all be friends here

kk....