funny men quotes

Men Quotes

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Madonna



All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

Henry Youngman



To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.

Rita Rudner



This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'

I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'

Judy Tenuta



Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when
driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he
can't find any clean socks.

Jean Kerr



Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job,
not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men
have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

Tim Allen



I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.

Gwyneth Paltrow

ditto