creepy holidays...

jan. 3: drinking straw day
jan. 16: national nothing day
jan. 21: squirrel appreciation day
feb 15: national "i want butterscotch" day
march 15: act happy day
april 10: national siblings day
may 1: mother goose day
june 19: join hands day
july 3: compliment your mirror day
july 7: father-daughter take a walk day
july 19: cow appreciation day
july 27: take your houseplant for a walk day
aug. 7: mustard day
sept. 19: talk like a pirate day (aarg!)
sept. 22: elephant appreciation day
oct. 31: besides halloween, national knock-knock day
nov. 26: buy nothing day
dec. 11: day of the horse

holy *********************! you forgot TOWEL DAY!!!!!!!!

which is when?

up yours!

no, up YOURS