random laws

in newark, nj, its illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm... unless the customer has a note from the doctor.
you can howl after 9pm in columbus, ga... but your cat cant.
pharmacists in trout creek, utah, cannot sell gunpowder as a headache medicine.
if your under 12 and you live in blue earth, mn, you must be accompanied by an adult when you talk on the phone.
in eureka, nevada, its illegal for a man to kiss a woman if he has a mustache.
hawaii residents can be fined for putting coins in their ears.

canadians are forbidden from removing their bandages in public.
in knoxville, tn, its against the law to lasso a fish.
lawmakers in boston, ma, have ruled a pickle must bounce 4 in. when dropped from waist height.
winston-salem, nc, will not allow children under the age of 7 to go to college.
it is illegal to drive without a steering wheel in decatur, il.
you cannot pretend to practice witchcraft in canada.
in portland, or, you cannot wear roller skates in a restroom or whistle underwater.

HAHA! im gonna go break a law now!

go do it in canadia.

OK!

[pheonix:] CANADIA!!!!!!!!