funny marriage quotes

Marriage Quotes

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield



When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

Molly McGee



Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Mickey Rooney



In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

Helen Rowland



Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Unknown



I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

lol that unknown one!

hhahahah

ditto