funny politic quotes

Politics Quotes

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

H. L. Mencken



Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

George Clooney



Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.

Dave Letterman



Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

P. J. ORourke



Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

Robert Louis Stevenson



Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

Ronald Reagan

ditto