Kowl Slaws Quotes

Welcome to Kowl Slaws Quotes, or KSQ for short. Here i will post some of my favorite quotes from movies, tv showes, or anything else.

Rules:
1. Only i post here.
2. If you have a quote that you want on here, PM me and tell me the quote, and if it is O.K. than i will add it in, and say who its from.

Quote Rules:
1. There can't be any swears in it other than hell, and other not too bad ones. No words like the F-word or anything.
2. You have to say what movie, tv show, (ect.) the quote is from.
3. You have to say who said it.

And that is pretty much it.

Sincerely,
Kowl Slaw

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose."~ Billy
Billy and Mandy

"Bow Chicka Bow Wow!"~ Tucker
Red V.S. Blue

"Ohhh, a cloak of invisability"
"What, does he think some warlock pulled this out of his magical armpit? this is a delicate piece of technology"
~No2 and Foaly-Artemis Fowl The Lost Colony



Sorry, i forgot to let you post, but why should only you post? That only helps your post percentage
~outlaw

nooooo! dont do that! send them to me dont just post them!

anywho, heres the quote:

"This dosnt seem physically possible!"~ Jimmy (I think)
Red V.S. Blue

"I am Caboose, the vehical destroyer!"~Caboose
Red V.S. Blue

Are you a virgin? Answer me! Your fate depends on it!" ~Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate

This sounds really messed up if you didn't see the scene before it.

"It is a joyous and rewarding time, despite the lack of joy and rewards." Narrator in the Hellsing manga, last page of chapter one.

"It's a MAGICAL neopleridon!"~Blue/Pink unicorn (i forget which)
Charile the Unicorn

There's one thing I want to know!! My life is made of disaster after disaster. Is it my fate to always be so unhappy? ~ Seras, Hellsing Manga
. . . um, Yeah ~ Spirit, Hellsing Manga

This came from page 39 of volume 3.

"Me so hungee"~Homer
The Simpsons

"The best thing about being me is that there are...so many me's." ~Agent Smith/Smith
Matrix Reloaded

"My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies!" ~ Caboose
Red vs Blue

From Skullking

My mother fired all of my tutors and hired some weird flying nanny from overseas. She says that singing and dancing will lead to me being a better commander. ~Snobby Boy who lives in the furthest north east house in the district with the police station and the Robocenter.
Custom Robo Arena

A spoonful of honey will help your defeat go down! ~Same kid

I lost? OH NO! Nanny says that losers have to become chimney sweeps when they grow up! ~Same kid

LOL Mary Poppins

This is an action RPG for the Nintendo DS that Outlaw and I are both addicted to where you build robots and kill terrorists/gangsters/thugs/their robots. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buy it now!!!!!!

Sure, I can fight you, but you have to make it quick. I am the keynote speaker at the Rich and Snobby Overachievers club at my son's school. ~The mom of the kid in the last post

I saw the light when I died. It told me you were gay.

Jeff the Goomba

Bowser's Kingdom Episode 2

"How strongly opposed are you to grand theft auto?"

I forgot what this is from. Also, it is referring to the crime, not the game.

i.....am a magical unicorn.

CHARLIE!!!

is unicornish

unipornish and unitarded!

unipornish and unitarded (inside joke)

i got it, its just weird....

sorry. im wierd.