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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb?
by Guest Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:58 pm
How Many Christians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Charismatic: Only one: hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: Ten: one to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterian: None: lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None: candles only.
Baptist: At least 15: one to change the light bulb and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalian: Three: one to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.
Mormon: Five: one man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Lutheran: None: Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only one: hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: Ten: one to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterian: None: lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None: candles only.
Baptist: At least 15: one to change the light bulb and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalian: Three: one to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.
Mormon: Five: one man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Lutheran: None: Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
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Re: How many christians does it take to change a light bulb?
by Guest Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:59 pm
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Re: How many christians does it take to change a light bulb?
by Guest Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:03 pm
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Re: How many christians does it take to change a light bulb?
by Guest Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:38 pm
you heard me.
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Re: How many christians does it take to change a light bulb?
by Guest Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:20 pm
i know... im not deaf
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