Finish The Story

the rules are simple:

you just have to make the story longer.
you cant add more than 3 words.

here we go!
Begining of story:

One Day

there was a muffin.

that liked girls/men (circle one)

it was a pedo-muffin

One day,

he decided to jump off of a cliff.

The pedo-muffin wanted to kill itself.

becuz his girl/boy friend dumped him.

but when he jumped....

he farted, and

killed Nene

who was

so pissed off that she didn't kill herself first that she...

she farted and.........

killed a tickle me Emo

which summoned a demon and...

farted, which then led to...........

Master Chief randomly appearing...

who blasted the head off nene.

Suddenly, the universe imploded!

sending chunks of dead assorted characters every where!

then master chief

went to blood gulch

and got a nasty paper cut while signing his Geico insurance forms.

which he then