Finish The Story

dipped in lemon juice. (his cut)

and screamed

,"i really need to take a piss right now."

and took one

on Orochimaru.

while

they had a dance party.

in hell.

orchundo (correct spelling please!) decided that Master Cheif pissing on him wasn't good for him and...

kicked him in the balls!

(i did spell "Ochimaru" right. he is from naruto. you are probably thinking of some one else.)

no, i spelled Ochimaru wrong, i meant correct MY spelling.
~Outlaw

ok. dont write in my posts. seriously.

Then Alucard showed up

and got smited by Kratos.

But Alucard always comes back after he dies,

and he shot Kratos with his really big gun.

So Kratos died.

but kratos is actually an angel,

so he does not die.

So they both kill each other and keep on coming back.

until

the Master Chief came back.

killed them both with a double kill,

ate a cupcake,

and was propeled into an alternate dimension.

And they both came back again

meanwhile, master cheif