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food. Then he pooped magic and flew back to the future. At the future he ...

realized he forgot to turn the water off in the past, so the whole world was flooded. In the strange forest Jebus yelled....

"Dammit!!" yelled Jebus in disgust, and a fish person pooped on his shoe. "WTF happened to my house????" Suddenly...

he spontaneously went back in time, turned the water off, and came back to the future. Except this time he wasnt in the woods.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..." said Jebus as he breathed in. Then he reralized he was the one that was on fire.

as he screamed "OH SHIT!!!!!", a giant flying leprechaun

took a giant magic shat on his mom. "Hey, who be taking meh lucky charms???" It screamed with the voice of a million screaming demons screaming like 20 million little screaming girls who were also scratching their nails down chalk boards while having diarrea.

those little girls, now present,

shot their blasts of molten poo at Jebus.

, who matrixed around them. then he failed and

Fell of a cliff. And do you know what they say happened that day off the cliff? They says Jebus's heart shrunk 3 sizes that day. Then Jebus slaughtered the little girls.

and r......

.....aked the leaves.

because his mom told him to. after he ate a glass of....

babies he....

farted. after unsuccessfully killing himself, jebus....

ate beans so he could fart some more.

33 HOURS LATER:

"Jesus Christ, I should not have eaten those beans!!!" said Jebus. Then he farted.





The universe had imploded.

Slowly, a small prick of light rose up throught the darkness of the void, until....

it got bored and decided to just be. jebus, knocked out from his own bodily fumes, slowly regained consciousness.

when he came 'round, he saw the world was just this light. he was blinded, and fell off a cliff unintentionally. (we think)

The prick of light wasn't suprised by this. No one liked to be around him. But he learned to cope with this loneliness. He learned to talk to the air.

"....

alksgh;alkc,vmse,sgravyn;cx;oqabersdg;kj," he said. "A;sodigs;ivBALLS;aoinseoinvawe" it continued.

realizing the air didnt speak Unspecifidian, he switched to english and said "Man, this sucks. everyone can always see you, especially if its dark. i hate that, almost as much as i hate popcorn BALLS. they're so buttery its not even funny."

the air, looking a bit disgruntled, responded "....

Hey, whats your problem?"
"I'm sorry," said the light, "It's just that I have nobody to talk to.."
"Hey, what about me?" snapped the air impatiently.
"Besides you."
"Oh."

and at that exact moment,.....

the air had an idea.
"Why don't we travel to the city of Flan to ask Chuck Norris to make it so that peoples retinas don't explode when they look at you?"
"But won't everyone in the city go blind?" said the light, concerned.
"Don't worry, the city of Flan is in a state of perpetual night, and all the inhabitants eyes have lost the abitlity to see any light. And Chuck Norris...well, he's Chuck Norris." Said the air airly.
"Hmm...if you say so..."

And so they embarked on their journey to the city of Flan, unaware of what consequences it would hold......

The next day,

they came upon a lone shack on the side of the galactic road. It looked uninhabited, so they went inside to take a rest.