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which, not only being EXTREMLY racist, is also very dangerous. When he woke up from the crash he...

ate his other children,

and drove of a cliff, screaming "WERE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE, AHHHHH!

While the people in the white base were shouting "GET IN THE CHOPPA",

,but they epic failed and crashed because they all turned into zombies....BECAUSE IT WAS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!

then outlaw took out gil's magnum, then another and dualwielded them,

But he got killed, IN THE FACE! So....

he respawned with a bunch of tanks at his back, charged the white base, and

Got sliced in half by Jebus..WITH A BEAM KATANA!!!!! Then...

Jebus, alongside outlaw, shot the hinges off of a locked metal door, but the door fell on outlaw. fail. then....

400 babies stormed the base. Jebus and Gil, now realizing their past stupidity, teamed up to hold the tide till reinforcements could come. But...

as the tide began to break through, a giant wave....

of a million pink elephants ate everyone. In the digestive tract of the elephant,

your mom

peed. Then...

the elephant(s)

took a huge dump, and out flew Jebus! Then he....

drew his 8ft sword of lightning

And decapitated himself. Just then, Gil flew out of the pink bubblegum turd! He....

was flattened by the metal door mark shot down

until they both died.

Slowly, the magic pink elephant woke up. The whole thing had been a dream!

Wait, what is that??? JEBUS IS CRAWLING HIS WAY OUT OF THE ELEPHANT????? Then Jebus...

called the elephant a pedophile

and collapsed on the floor. The floor exploded. BUUTTTTT......

he lived. so.......

...he....