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And sold them on the streets. After that he.....

used the money he made ($54.926130387954941169576413984) to take a bath in.

and they all lived happily ever after, the end!

OF THIS STORY AS WE KNOW IT

WHICH WAS A DREAM IN A DREAM!

When he awoke, he began to pet his monkey, but...

realized it was the evil monkey that lived in his closet. So he

Decided to embark on a quest to finally destroy Family Guy once and for all. He left his house, and began to walk down the street, but....

Peter Griffin was fighting a chicken, so he got distracted and vowed never to hurt family guy, the simpsons, or south park. EVER. if he did, he would be smited by lord of the apes.

BUT he lied! He loved The Simpsons and South Park, but loathed Family Guy. He continued on his quest, evading feral apes at ever step.

until the lord of the lord of apes came and struck him down and killed him.

But, he knew a secret that the Ape Lord didn't know! HE had turned Buddha on! He rose slowly, his body shaking uncontrollably, pointed a finger at the Ape Lord, and shouted, ".......

I'LL EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He leaped over the Ape Lord in a single bound, and stole his shoes. The Ape Lord.....

aka Mao Zedong

died

In a pool of blood. So.......

he stole a car from the cops

,Backstabed some Non-Homies and then....

curbstomped them. after fleeing the crimescene, ....

He ate...

a large, misshapen...

Scumbag. Then he....

ate his children...

and then nerfed the demoman. After the nerf (now!), he got on a plane to...

kamikazed into 2 japanese law enforcement buildings